cookienun:

billyelliotshipper:

thisblogmustbedestroyed:

via Reddit

why is britaIN FRIED EGG? LIKE I’VE NEVER WOKEN UP IN THE MORNING AND THOUGH YES IMMA HAVE ME SOME EGGY FOOD THANK GOD ITS MY COUNTRIES NATIONAL DELICACY. OUR DISH IS FISH AND FUCKING CHIPS OR YORKSHIRE PUDDING OR CORNISH PASTY OR FRIE UPS NOT FUCKING EGG. LIEK EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS PICTUE IS JUST LIKE RLLY STEORTYPICAL AND THEN ITS BRITIAN AND THAT FUCKING SHITTY PLASTIC EGG. egg unfucking belivable

are you okay

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mugglebornheadcanon:

516. One Muggleborn stands up at dinner and shouts “YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT!” All the other muggleborns and halfbloods jump on the tables and scream back “WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE”. The purebloods are left staring at all these people shaking their booties on the tables. 

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REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK .

ivegothipbones:

pinkbracelet88:

fitandrosy:

woahitsluis:

Sit back and casually wait for a hoard of followers.

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Wtf!! i have 60+ NEW Followers already!!!

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i gained 50+ followers! WHOOP !image

Woah It’s Luis:

I’m just reblogging this because of the gifs 

thats so raven

Ok the gifs on this one….are epic!..but yeah you DEF gain followers from theses…all u gotta do is follow the people in the notes and BOOM 9249288348294 new followers because there all awesome and follow back  lol

okay

(via greenleafbutts)

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via glow-worm-chronicles)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via staybeautiful007)